Inbox for awash

[doublecrowss]

 "You've reached Akechi! You can leave a message, but please don't use any colorful language, okay?"

Comments

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

u been spotted by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ to 3 people or u get scorched

Make sure you stay safe, Akechi. ฅ(＾・ω・＾ฅ)

[doublecrowss]

[ Squints... What in the actual fuck, Caramia.......... ]

Chain mail? I can't say I remember getting something like this in a while. It's a little out of style, don't you think?

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

Really? /ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\ Ochako said that it was a protection spell!

[ He's playing dumb, Akechi. Don't be fooled... ]

[doublecrowss]

Oh, did she? Ochako-chan never struck me as the type to be so gullible. She was probably trying to kid with you.

Or, is it you who's trying to fool me?

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

No way!! I would never!! It's totally true!

[doublecrowss]

Is that so? Then I'm afraid you'll have to live with the weight of the knowledge that I'll be tempting my fate by not sending these out.

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

Gasp! Such a rebel...

[ And shortly after: ]

Don't worry!!! I have you covered!



This is the protection lion! It'll eat any mean geese that come your way. (˵Φ ω Φ˵)

[doublecrowss]

[ ................. omfg Caramia just what in the worlds. ]

Oh? But will I incur the protection lion's wrath if I don't share it, either?

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

Of course not! Lions will always defend their pride!! ฅ(^・ω・^ฅ)

[doublecrowss]

[ ... their pride, huh? But isn't that a lion's-- ]

Aren't male lions very territorial, though? They hardly ever accept other young males in their pride.

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

[ Damn, he knows about that? Abort, abort...... ]

I mean, I've never seen that happen! Besides, not to say this lion is me, but if it were, I would absolutely let you into my pride! So, I'm sure other lions would, too.

[doublecrowss]

[ Of course he does, he is a Smart boy... ]

Most male are excluded from the pride once they reach maturity, though. Would that make me a lion cub, I wonder?

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

You're still a kid by my standards.

[ And by normal lion standards he'd probably be dead, but that's besides the point. ]

[doublecrowss]

Isn't everyone a kid by your standards?

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

Ouch, bambino... That was low!!

[doublecrowss]

[ Okay, he's actually laughing at that. A little. ]

My apologies, it was simply a joke. Even cubs attempt to initiate play with the leader, don't they?

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

That wasn't playing, that was an outright murder attempt!

[ It's definitely nice to see Akechi fool around. It's hard to be overly dramatic and playful through text alone, but Caramia hopes he's coming across that way, regardless. ]

[doublecrowss]

[ Yes, it may be hard to convey tone and intention through text alone, but Akechi thinks he's come to know Caramia well enough to make an educated guess. ]

Well, I suppose even I have a rebellious side. Perhaps I might be trying to overthrow the king?

[ifionlyhadthecourage]

[ Insert Lion King quote here. ]

All lions are kings in their own right! We're all known as "king of the jungle", after all! There's no need to overthrow anyone.