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[doublecrowss]

 "You've reached Akechi! You can leave a message, but please don't use any colorful language, okay?"

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[doublecrowss]

[ That means there's everything to fear. ]

It has only been a few days. What if it happens again?

[theshowsover]

I doubt it. Usually they all go away after a week or so.

[doublecrowss]

Usually, but that's hardly a pattern. And even a pattern could not be fully trusted under these circumstances.

Besides, you took on the worst of it, twice. Shouldn't you be more cautious?

[ Isn't Akechi a danger? ]

[theshowsover]

Sorry, #EA0000 is Akira Kurusu. Did you get mixed up?

[In other words, no, he won't be. At least not about this - not about Akechi.]

If it flares up again, you can say you told me so. Just come by. This coffee won't drink itself.

[doublecrowss]

[ ... piece of shit. ]

I never get mixed up. Just foolishly hopeful, I suppose.

It's a cafe. I'm sure there will be plenty of people looking for coffee.

[theshowsover]

But no VIPs. Not without you.

[doublecrowss]

You have other regulars, though. That makes for a far more sustainable business practice than a single VIP.

[theshowsover]

[Why is Akechi being this difficult!? Ugh. He's just going to have to say it, isn't he?]

Those other regulars aren't who I want to see right now.
I want to see you.

[doublecrowss]

[ "why is Akechi being difficult", why is this a question that still needs asking?? ]

Is this really so important to you?

[theshowsover]

Yes.

[doublecrowss]

[ Sigh. So pushy... ]

Well. I suppose I have begun to miss the coffee.

[ The coffee, yeah, that's all he misses. ]

[theshowsover]

And the coffee misses you too.

[doublecrowss]

[ The coffee, huh... ]

I take it to mean the coffee realizes no one else appreciates it as much as I do?

[theshowsover]

Maybe. And maybe the coffee's just very fond of you.

[doublecrowss]

That sounds a little masochistic, doesn't it?

[ In more than just the one way. ]

[theshowsover]

You aren't getting kinky with my coffee are you?

[doublecrowss]

So long as it's consensual, that's hardly an illegal practice.

[theshowsover]

So you admit it.

[doublecrowss]

I'm simply making a point to defend the practice from a lawful standpoint. It isn't like me to associate with criminals, you see.

[ Hah. ]

[theshowsover]

Then I guess you can't come after all. Everything here is stolen.

[IT'S A JOKE please still come...]

[doublecrowss]

In that case, I might have to come specifically so I can retrieve something that was stolen from me.

[theshowsover]

And what could that be?

[doublecrowss]

[ Well, geez, what could it possibly be... ]

If I simply tell you, will you give it back?

[theshowsover]

Depends on what it is.

[doublecrowss]

In that case, I would rather not risk it.